10 OUTRAGEOUS THINGS YOU CAN BUY ON GOOP- Gwyneth Paltrow's online store!
1. Fur oil $46
This essential-oil blend for pubic hair is brilliant for those who shave or wax. Fur Oil is made with grapeseed and jojoba oils, both dry touch oils with vitamins A and E to soften and condition; tea tree oil helps soothe pores and ingrowns; and clary sage seed oil is also incredibly calming.
2. A Sex Journal $26
This journal is designed to be picked up right after sex. In each entry, you fill out a set of prompts—first, one that you and your partner fill out individually, and then another you do together. You reflect on what felt best, what you each want out of play, and how you’re growing together. If talking about sex ever feels awkward, the journal includes a guide to managing those feelings, too. End goal? Greater openness, deeper intimacy, a bit of silliness—and some really enjoyable sex.
3. Olga $3490
If something can make a super-sleek vibrator even more sexy, it’s 24 karat gold—right? This sculpted dildo has a long, rounded end for deep penetration and a flattened end for G-spot and clitoral stimulation. It’s as great solo as it is with a partner.
4. Collar and Lead Bondage Set $550
If you’re BDSM-curious, this gilded bondage set is the chicest way to get your Fifty Shades on. But don’t go thinking it’s impractical: The gold-plated stainless steel is subtle enough to be worn outside the bedroom, too—simply remove the leash to transform the collar into a chunky, trend-forward chain.
5. Vulva Coloring Book $14.95
This vulva-centric coloring book—filled with sixty-four tear-out sheets to shade in, share with others, and even frame when you’re finished—does an excellent job of demystifying female genitalia (something that’s all too shrouded in mystery, if you ask us). Throw in a pack of fancy colored pencils and gift it to your most punk-rock feminist friend.
With a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent, this candle is made with geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed to put us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth.
7. Palma Vibrator Ring $100
It’s sleek. It’s statement-making. It looks good with your favorite outfit. It’s: a vibrator. The Palma vibrator ring is built from surgical-grade stainless steel and plated in eighteen-karat gold. It has three intensities, which you control with hidden buttons, and two customizable vibration modes: tilt mode, which increases or decreases vibration intensity depending on the tilt of your hand, and tap mode, where you can tap Palma’s surface in a pattern you like and it will play the vibrations back to you on a loop. It’s waterproof and charges by magnetically snapping into its accompanying USB charging dock.
8. Jade Egg $66
Yoni eggs harness the power of energy work, crystal healing, and a Kegel-like physical practice. Insert the egg into your vagina and feel the connection with your body by squeezing and releasing the egg.
9. Vesper Vibrator Necklace $149
This pretty, bullet-shaped pendant is here for the transition from night out to night in. That is: It’s a necklace and a vibrator. It’s made of stainless steel, finished in 24-karat gold, and is completely waterproof (so it’s easy to clean). The vibrator has four speeds and two modes (pulsing and constant), and it’s known for being quiet. You can recharge it quickly through any USB port (a full charge lasts about 40 minutes). The Vesper looks great layered with other necklaces, and with whatever you’re wearing. Or not wearing.
10. Clone-A-Willy Dildo Cloning Kit $49.95
This at-home kit lets the two of you make an exact, vibrating silicone replica of your partner’s package—you know, for you to enjoy the next time he’s out of town. Outrageous? Yes. Fun? For sure. Worth the look on their face when they unwrap it? Oh, one hundred percent.
Pretty outrageous stuff, hm? Maybe a funny Christmas gift for a weird year! LOL!
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